A minute ago I got this spam letter with the list of vacancies:

ИНФОРМАЦИЯ О ВАКАНСИЯХ!!

  • ГЛАВНЫЙ БУХГАЛТЕР, з/пл от 60 000 руб. в месяц;
  • БУХГАЛТЕР, з/пл от 35 000 руб. в месяц;
  • СЕКРЕТАРЬ, з/пл от 24000 рублей в месяц;
  • ПРОГРАММИСТ 1С, з/пл. высокая;
  • КУРЬЕР, з/пл от 17000 рублей в месяц;

It translates to:

Information about available positions:

  • Chief accountant, salary from 60000 rubles / mo
  • Accountant, salary from 35000 rubles / mo
  • Secretary, salary from 24000 rubles / mo
  • Programmer 1C*, salary is high
  • Courier, salary from 17000 rubles / mo
  • 1C is a very popular software tool for accountants and managers that is flexible enough to have a dedicated course in local universities and a position in organizations.

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